Monday, May 3, 2010

Enjoying "Iron Man 2" For All The Wrong Reasons

My favourite scene from "Iron Man 2" - War Machine fires the "Ex-Wife" at Whiplash and it... didn't work! Then Tony turns around and asks, "Hammer Tech?" to which Rhodey nodded in a shamefaced way.

Yes, my friends. The lovely Olivia Munn is in "Iron Man 2". She plays a TV reporter for about 2 minutes but seeing her on the big screen made me scream - "They should've gotten her to be the Black Widow instead of Mrs. Ryan Reynolds!"

Where the hell is this scene? It was the most erotic scene in the trailer. Pepper Potts tonguing the headgear! But the whole thing was removed from the actual film and we instead got Tony making Pepper the CEO of Stark Enterprises and she tonguing him instead. Yucks! Give me a scene with Pepper and the headgear anyday. Why did they have to spoil the perfect trailer by making it into a movie? Sheesh!

Another favourite scene: Tony uses Cap's shield as a placeholder for his machines!

Whiplash's cockatoo - the most interesting character in the film. Not to mention the most courageous. The birdie actually lives with Mickey Rourke! Furthermore, he couldn't design any super people killing tech without her around.