Thor In Midgard

Thor was spotted at a bus-stop yesterday. Apparently, he was protecting a young girl who was left alone in school. He promised the girl to wait with her at the bus-stop until the bus arrives. This is what Thor does on a boring day where no Skrulls are invading.

When approached, the Thunderer saith, "'Tis be a noble duty. To protect this fair mortal maiden until her carriage arriveth is no less noble compared to fighting off the Midgard Serpent."

The following clip shows Thor performing a noble duty as a babysitter:

When nobody is looking (and lonely school girls have all boarded their buses home), Thor likes to listen to music. Last time he was seen, the Asgardian was listening to a remix version of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries".

Here's another clip showing Thor's biggest fangirl defending the Mighty One from unjust allegations of homosexuality:

In this clip, the Asgardian Son of Odin enjoys the pleasures of showering and learns how to open a refridgerator. Also, Thor scares off the irritating Mr. McGee: