According to my friend, he saw Hourman, the Atom and Flash loitering about somewhere in Kepong yesterday. Kepong folks should all feel safe that the Justice Society is alive and kickin'. Snatch thieves, pirated DVD peddlers and illegal cybercafe operators beware - the JSA is here!!! :)
Then on the same day, the three were spotted with Dr. Mid-Nite at Cheras Leisure Mall. They stopped a kid who was stealing cotton-candy outside McDonalds. Dr. Mid-Nite also told patrons at McDonalds to clear their own tables after meals. One Ranjit Singh protested - "
If we clear our tables, that would put the workers out of their jobs! Shouldn't you be considering public policy when you give advice?" Dr. Mid-Nite shook his head and reluctantly agreed.
Alan Scott aka Green Lantern was spotted outside KLCC. Apparently, he heard that Genki Sushi was giving out free sushi. That turned out to be nothing more than a rumour. When interviewed, Alan said, "
I've been going around looking for free food ever since Gotham Broadcasting Corporation went bust a couple of years ago. You know what? They actually gave me an award some years back for pioneering radio broadcasting in Gotham City. Kyle Rayner, who was dating my daughter at that time, kindly reminded me that my negligence caused the company to go bust!"
Wesley Dodds aka Sandman was seen buying kitchen utensils in Tesco Puchong. We tried to interview him but we couldn't really make out what he was saying because the stupid gas mask that he wore kinda turned all his words into meaningless warbles...
Alan Scott was also spotted later that day outside the Men's Room in Summit USJ. He very graciously struck an iconic pose for the photographers. Of course, the kid who was waiting for her mum outside the Ladies' Room probably thought that the old bloke was some scary paedophile. When interviewed, the kid told us that "
my mum told me to stay away from scary old guys in tights"!!!
This is The Pro in Chow Kit. Don't ask us why we went there. In fact, don't ask HER why she was there too... *sigh*
